Ranae on Finding Bigfoot is such a hottie. Is there any way I can get in touch with her?
Ranae is very charismatic for a squatcher, but iBRORG is not a dating service. Frankly, we do not know for sure if she is even on the market. It would be best if you try contacting her directly through the BFRO site. Be warned, she is now the belle of the squatch community and competition will be fierce. Good luck.
The iBRORG team
Abigail W. Email: email@example.com
It has been a coulple of weeks since I have seen a new episode of Finding Bigfoot and I feel like I am going through withdrawals. What can I do? Are there any local squatch support groups?
Dear fellow Brorger
We feel your pain regarding Finding Bigfoot. Several things to keep in mind: The 6 original episodes will no doubt be re-air many times. There are rumors on the squatch blogs that a 2nd season is in the making. There is also talk of a competing series: Squatches Among Us. Finally, episodes of MonsterQuest featuring bigfoot are re-aired quite often.
Naturally iBRORG.org is here to support you. Wearing Squatch Gear and visiting this site should help to get you through the lean times without bigfoot.
The iBRORG team
Eugene F. Email: xxxxxxxxxx@ hotmail.com
I am an amateur cryptoscatologist who has a large cache of possible bigfoot defecation. Can you take this off my hands?
Sorry, iBRORG does not take scat from anybody! Just kidding. Please forward us a sample.
the iBRORG team
Barry S. Email: firstname.lastname@example.org
I am disgusted on your teams "shoot on sight" philosiphy. I believe they should be entitled to free health care, housing assistance and have full access to our country, something Americans shouldn't have!
Dear Mr. S,
Your concerns are noted. However the only way serious cyptozoology can progress is to present concrete proof of bigfoot. Regrettably, in this age of so much cynicism given the failing economy, distrust & corruption of government and outright lies from leadership - only a body will convince the public at large. If you manage to capture a live bigfoot, iBRORG will consider amending its shoot-on-sight policy.
Thanks for your interest in Bigfoot Nation.
the iBRORG team
Sally W. Email: email@example.com
I met Biggsy McDawkins at the Squatch Symposium recently and we really connected. Could you give him my email or tell me if he plans to attend the next Bigfoot Expo in the northwest?
Dear Ms. W.
It is great meeting fans, but iBRORG strives to keep interactions on a professional level. We have discovered that the rugged, outdoor lifestyle seems to imbue Brorgers with a charisma sensed by layfolk. Please do not read too much into your "connection." iBRORG attends many bigfoot gatherings and it is possible that Mr. McDawkins will be there.
the iBRORG team.
Lola E. Email: firstname.lastname@example.org
You are so on the money with your comments. How have you become so knowledgeable on these elusive beasts?
Dear Fellow Brorger:
Thank you. Team iBRORG strives to stay abreast of the rapidly changing bigfoot situation.
Like much of cryptoscience, it is essential to stay plugged into the internet and attend the more important bigfoot conferences. Cryptozoology is an evolving science so what was true yesterday might not be true today. It is important to keep an open mind, research new evidence and avail yourself of new technologies. With fresh approaches and your support we are confident that the bigfoot mystery will soon be resolved.