Infrequently Asked Questions about bigfoot & iBRORG.org
Do you sell Squatch Watches? Not at this time. If there is a demand for a nifty timepiece like this iBRORG will look into making them available to the public. Frankly we would like to offer this to Bigfoot Nation.
Do you sell Squatch size T-shirts? Not at present, but the iBRORG marketing department is exploring that option and may soon offer a novelty 7X size T-shirt suitable for an adult bigfoot. Humans could use it as a throw or "snuggie."
Does bigfoot like beef jerky? Yes. Everyone likes beef jerky, peppered in particular.
Is government covering up the existence of bigfoot just like Area 51 and the Roswell Incident? iBRORG concedes that government is often less than forthright but we can think of no good reason for any administration to conceal the existence of a rare hominid. Further, neither black helicopter nor men in black reports seem to coincide with bigfoot sightings. UFO issues should be directed to other accredited sites.
Are bigfoots mentioned in the Bible Code? iBRORG.org is unaware of any mention of bigfoot in the Bible or the Bible Code.
Can I donate my used car or boat to iBRORG.org in order to help Bigfoot Nation? Sorry, no. iBRORG appreciates the sentiment but has it has no structure or mechanism to accept such donations. We suggest directing such large gifts to the Salvation Army or other charities. We do accept donations via PayPal. Simply click the button and shower us with cash.
If I shoot a bigfoot but can’t retrieve the body, can I still collect the reward? No. It is conceivable that under certain conditions a bigfoot could be killed but the body not secured. For instance: a long shot on the next ridge where the carcass falls down a cliff face; the body falls into a river and is swept downstream; it is eaten/claimed by other predators, etc. Regrettably, iBRORG will only award the bounty for an actual body not for colorful stories.
Is it possible that bigfoots disguise themselves as bears sometimes? Much is possible, but that is probably not. That probably ascribes too much intelligence to the creatures. More likely that they simply are mistaken for bears due to size and color.
With such big feet wouldn't a bigfoot be very clumsy? No. Bigfoots have well adapted themselves to large feet and seem to be more stealthy and agile than humans.
Are there midget bigfoots? There are probably midget or dwarf bigfoots but it would be difficult for the layperson to distinguish a dwarf bigfoot from a juvenile bigfoot or even a bear. iBRORG would like to stress that it is only speculation that the great apes are a pygmy variety of bigfoot. (see Bigfoot Theories)
Is iBRORG.org a sponsor of NASCAR or F1? Not at this time. iBRORG is considering those options.
If a bigfoot is naked is he guilty of indecent exposure? Yes and no. If he is “deemed” human then yes, if animal: no.
As a Brorger, am I required to carry my membership card and wear my pin at all times? No, both are voluntary and optional, but are a good way to show support of Bigfoot Nation and meet other likeminded folk. Also not required but a great idea is to purchase an Official iBRORG.org bumper sticker for your car or locker.
Does bigfoot smoke? Could that explain the cause of some forest fires? Although cigar butts have occasionally been found near bigfoot tracks, no DNA tests have yet concluded that they were smoked by a bigfoot. Therefore iBRORG is strongly of the opinion that no bigfoot is responsible for any wild fire.
How many humans would it take to subdue the average bigfoot? This is pure speculation since it has never been done, but after consulting with team iBRORG the consensus is that we would only attempt such a feat using six strong men: 1 for each limb, 1 for the head and a reserve. However, use of lasso, net, trap or firearm is the advised course of action.
Does bigfoot pay taxes? This is a silly question. Everyone pays some form of taxes.
Is bigfoot an Illegal Alien? No. Chances are that he was born here (USA). iBRORG is unclear as to how he would be categorized in Canada.
Can I invite the iBRORG Team to my upcoming social function (Party, BBQ, Birthday, Wedding, etc.)? Yes, you can certainly extend the invitation and it is most appreciated, however as Team iBRORG is a collective entity scattered far and wide, attendance is not likely. Send us pics in your Brorger gear and we will be happy to post them.
Do “Brorgers” have a secret handshake? No, none at this time, but we are open to suggestions. Forward your emails or video.
Does iBRORG have an annual gathering or group hunt? Certain key members of Team iBRORG do meet and search in teams from time to time. But due to limited funds and the far-flung distribution of researchers a formal, annual meeting is impractical at this time.
Is there an amphibious bigfoot? No. The skunk ape and/or hairy man do inhabit swamps and lowlands but are not amphibious.
Is there a desert bigfoot? Possibly. They do not favor arid climate and its open spaces. There could be some in deserts at high altitude. That said, some researchers believe that Chupacabra of Mexico and Latin America is a cousin or southern variety of bigfoot.
Is bigfoot a playful oaf as he portrayed in some commercial ads? No. He is timid and reclusive. Although its TV likeness is very bigfootesque the behavior is not. Attempts to prank a bigfoot are not recommended.
If a bear fought a bigfoot, which would win? This has probably occurred but no reports exist. Assuming equal size, iBRORG would put its money on the bear due to claws and dentition.
Is there as school specializing in the bigfoot arts of calling, tracking, whispering, etc.? Not yet, regrettably. Team iBRORG is well along in putting together curricula for bigfoot studies and plans to present them to UC Berkeley, Stanford & Princeton. So for the time being expertise in the bigfoot arts is generally gained via an informal apprenticeship program whereby fellow squatchers pass on their knowledge to neophytes. There is no formal credentialing or verification. Only occasionally is this a problem.
Are bigfoots Republicans or Democrats? Given that all bigfoots go around barefoot it seems reasonable to think that they are all Democrats, but bear in mind that they have few footwear options. Since there have been no bigfoot candidates or reports of any valid voting records iBRORG regards bigfoots as apolitical. We do conduct regular searches of polling data and hope to resolve this issue soon.
Do bigfoots have names? Unknown. Due to the scant contact science has no answers regarding bigfoots’ self-awareness. In the bigfoot whispering circles the name “Charlie” seems to surface quite often. Do not construe this as a definitive answer.
Does WD-40 attract bigfoots? No. It lubricates stuff. WD-40 might have 1001 uses but attracting bigfoots is not one of them. The MSDS (Material Safety Data Sheet) for WD-40 had no mention of cryptids.
Could bigfoots be trained to use firearms? Doubtful. At least to any practical degree. Yes, you could likely train one to pull a trigger but could it aim, fire in controlled bursts, reload, distinguish friend or foe and work in concert? No. iBRORG deems the threat of a clandestine bigfoot army as highly unlikely.